She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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