dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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