its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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