I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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