oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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