yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
