Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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