is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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