Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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