Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
accomplished twins. life is a go
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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