My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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