Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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