Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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