im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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