You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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