My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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