One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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