talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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