I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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