I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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