I like my sex mixed with concussions.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Come on in and take your pants off
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