I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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