try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I forgot wine drunk hurts
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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