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So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
