when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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