He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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