belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
