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my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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