Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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