So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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