Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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