I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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