Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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