we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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