this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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