First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I haven't been this sober since birth.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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