Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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