But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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