Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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