but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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