those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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