I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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