And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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