I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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