What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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