I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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