i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We need a shit load of segways right now
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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