what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
