Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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