I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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