After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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